Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Life
Monday, April 28, 2008
Concerts and Choirs
Gracie
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Good Bye to a Dear Friend
Girls are cool, but guys are awesome
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Saturday Sucks
I've just been informed that we are going on a hike. Unfortunately my family doesn't hike very well, they are complete wimps. Hence the bulletin I put on myspace:
Grrr, I wanted to go to the Spring Fling with the guys, but Mom and Dad said no. Now I have to go on a hike. Which wouldn't be too bad if they actually hiked. But, they're super slow and give up too easily. I'm stuck with a bunch of wimps for the whole day. Not fun. So, when you hear that someone died from old age while going for a hike near Banks, that's me.
Love you all,
Rebecca
P.S. Sadly, I'm not exaggerating their slowness.
Friday, April 25, 2008
Duck Hunting Anyone?
Have you heard about the two duck hunters from
A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500 with monthly payments of $560.00.
He and a friend go duck hunting in upper
Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce.
So, out of the back of the new NAVIGATOR comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40-second fuse. Now our two rocket scientists, afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to light the fuse -- and becoming toast along with the new NAVIGATOR -- decide on the following coarse of action: they light the 40-second fuse; then with a mighty thrust they hurl the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.
Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the GUNS, and the DOG???
Let's talk about the dog: a highly-trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING; especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it. The dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse; just as it hits the ice.
The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and scream at the dog to stop. The dog cheered on by his master, keeps coming.
One hunter grabs the shot gun and shoots the dog. The #8 birdshot is hardly going to stop a Black Lab. Another shot and the dog becomes really confused and terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone insane and takes cover under the brand new NAVIGATOR.
The men scream and run. The hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dog's rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master.
BOOOOOOOOOOOM
The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom off the lake, leaving the two men standing there with "I can't believe this just happened" looks on their faces.
The insurance company says that a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. The owner had yet to make the first of those $560.00 monthly payments. The dog is okay. Doing fine.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Rain rain stay forever. JK.
Mostly. Somehow it's just a little easier to be grouchy when it's rainy out. Oh well, Gracie and a friend of ours want to go sit in the rain together. To bad we live in different towns way far away from each other. Oh well. Yesterday was interesting. As always I did my normal sit-here-and-pretend-to-do-homework thing. Then Megan and Savanna got home from school. A little later Sara got here, she would have been with the little girls, but she had track until 4. So, then she and I went down to Gary's. We left here kinda in a hurry because Mitch was here, and I wanted to talk to Sara about him. Unfortunately that annoying guy followed us about 2/3 of the way to Gary's. Grrr... Oh well. I didn't really mind that much although it was annoying. I was just happy that Casanova was coming to our youth group. Unfortunately Sara was ditching so she could go to the Catholic youth group because they were going to watch Juno (a movie about a pregnant teen). Fun. I would have gone with her, but Casanova wouldn't be there, and I had told Gary and Harry that I'd be at ours. After we got back from Gary's I got on here and found out that Casanova's grandma had called, and he couldn't come this week. But he can next week. So, then I really wanted to go to the other youth group. Oh well. I did manage to convince Harry that he still needed to come to ours. There was no way I was going to be around Mitch and Ryan (Harry has started calling them Moron and Retard) alone. So, Sara left, then I ate dinner and went to youth group. It was kinda awkward, and I managed to make Wombat (Harry's little brother) mad at me. Apparently he wants me to act like a jerk, and I was being too happy. Hahahaha. He said the same thing about the teen read the other night. Of course the happiness was mostly an act. And now that I know it bugs him, I'm gonna act super happy and be super nice to everyone. Twisted reasoning I know, but hey, it works. Good thing he can't see through my acting. Oh! I just remembered the best part of last night was that after Youth Group Harry and I got to play pool with Gary. Naturally Gary won, but I didn't care because that meant that Harry didn't. Evil I know, but I hate losing to Harry, for some reason I don't care if Gary or Josh beat me. I guess it just has to do with the way they do it, and how they act after they beat me.
Casanova says being competitive is good, but he doesn't think I should compete against guys as much as I do. He says it's because Guys and Girls just can't compare because girls do things guys can't even imagine being able to to, and the only thing guys have going for them is that they are about 15% stronger. I guess he's right. So, I've been trying to be nicer to the guys and not challenge them to things, then beat them as much as i udes to. What do you think about competition between guys and girls?
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Teen Read
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Friends
Monday, April 21, 2008
Life Sucks
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Weekend!
Friday, April 18, 2008
Wonderful Friends
Thanks Gracie! Isn't it just adorable? My sister says the pigs' noses look like up-side-down hearts. I think Gracie is proof of my theory, don't ya think?
Dunno

The guy at the top is fishing, and if you follow his fishing line, you can see the fish he just caught. (Gary, Caleb's dad, just got back from a fishing trip) At the bottom he drew a guitar because he had just shown us another guitar he had drawn and Sara and I both loved it. I shoulda had him sign it...
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Last Night
This blog makes my life sound awful! I guess I just tend to write the annoying things in life and ignore the awesome things. Really, my life is awesome, just a little dramatic (I can be drama queen-ish at times) and kinda confusing. Oh well, blogging about the annoying things has been great because it gives me somewhere to talk, even if it's just to myself. Amazing how "talking" about problems can help so much. Somehow just thinking or even verbally talking to myself don't help as much as talking to someone else, or writing about the problem does. So, a special shout out to Gracie; Thanks for convincing me to blog! You're an awesome friend!
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Confusion
Monday, April 14, 2008
"Limit Purple Penguins From Beaches"
Here's the bulletin:
siht si a nitellub
figure that one out!
hey, if you're reading this, please send me an email titled "Limit Purple Penguins From Beaches"
oh, and write me a short story about a purple penguin who went to a beach.
thanks!
Mitch
So, this is the story I wrote for him:
one day a purple penguin went to the beach. as soon as he got there he flew his kite, then he relaxed in the sun until he got a sunburn. then he wasn't a purple penguin anymore, he was all red, but he didn't mind because he knew it would turn into a "purple" very soon. (a "purple" is what purple penguins get after they have to much sun) then he was bored so he walked along the beach looking for a hot penguin to flirt with, but they were all at a penguiness retreat. so, he was still bored. then a ginormous wave came up on the beach and pulled him into the water. then he either drowned, got eaten by an orange shark, or got swept away to Gilligan's Island. But I can't remember which one of those things happened. So, that's the end of the story of the purple penguin that went to the beach.
Dumb and silly, but I thought I'd share it anyway. =)
7th graders update
Brilliant guy, huh? Actually, I mostly think this whole thing is hilarious. The very idea of me being dumb enough to date a guy like him makes me laugh.
Yes, it's true
Hmm, now that I reread this, I'm starting to think that I might hang out with guys too much. I mean, guys are usually proud of injuries, and apparently I'm becoming the same way. Sad.